Topping every list of big giant British boobs is Jodie Marsh. While she's no Keeley Hazell, she's still got some rack, and this is how she likes to dress. Nice. These snaps are from a movie premiere for Daylight Robbery. I think that's what the captions said. Truth be told I think I've lost the last five minutes of my life. What year is this? Dammit, why can't I reach through my screen?

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It seems Kim Kardashian has landed herself a spot in next season's Dancing With the Stars. I'd argue it's all wrong considering she really isn't a star of anything, and God knows what kind of high math and physics are going to be required to keep that ass from hitting the dance floor, but it's the youthful eye candy ABC needs to lure in those superficial people who couldn't care less about ballroom dancing. I say she's out by week three without a doubt. Her are some recent snaps from Kim's appearance on Letterman this week.

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In an effort to fill your weekend with all things awesome (stick daggers in your ears) here's a most awesome compilation of Britney Spears' live performances. What's so great you say? She's not naked? Well, true, but somehow they've managed to isolate the real vocals from her on stage microphone. So you get to hear her, real ah singing as opposed to the track that is actually being played. Wow. It's mind blowing unparalleled talent (FAIL).

If there's one thing British singer Lily Allen is known for it's ah, not singing. More like letting her boobs fall out of whatever clothing she's wearing. This time she combined that with some solid hand work on an unruly spectator after leaving a night club. Check out our animation of the action here, as Lily throws the death blow from behind to the women's neck. Those are some solid skills, and if you're going to punch from behind, your opponent will never see it coming. Of course Lily Allen could probably also punch you square in your face and you'd never see that coming either because you'd be too busy staring at her nipples. Great tactics.

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At this point I'm fairly certain Lilo and Sam had some sort of lesbian love in and burned all her bras. I'm not complaining, as a matter of fact I think it's a great idea for a social movement. Sadly a recent reader comment questioned how we knew she wasn't wearing a bra. Shame shame. In case there's any doubt, here's some new picts for ya. Maybe she should just consider going with a cupless model?

(Ah, ok our research team just looked into that Bra Burning movement idea and says it's already been done. From the photos we say I think they maybe need to put some age restraints in place though.)

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Queen of the tennis cameltoe Maria Sharapova is making the rounds pimping Canon cameras. A diamond encrusted camera no less. Cracks me up (makes me jealous as all hell) when you can pretty much make bank for just standing there holding someone's product. I think half the posts we've ever done on Petra Nemcova is when she's hawking something. And btw, wtf is up with the one-armed dress?

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Kim K. threw some fishnets on the Back 40 and hit the stage with the Pussy Cat Dolls. You had to know this wasn't far off really. When you do nothing else but run around and look hot, joining the Pussy's on stage is bound to happen. Here's Carmen Electra a couple weeks back hitting the stage as well.

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